I was scrolling through the adelaide tag and ……………………………
I do not trust the science of spongebob squarepants
“Why Am I Awake????” - A novel written by me
Telling somebody to kill themselves is absolutely disgusting and unforgivable
people adding me on snapchat but not telling me who they are is v annoying
so who will be my uni sa friends?
fuck it, i’m going to uni.
everybody wants to be beyonce, but beyonce wants to be me
Phone call I just got
Maddie: "Hi, I'm not drunk"
Me: "It's a monday..."
Maddie: "SHHHH, you don't know what days are"
Anonymous asked: favourite way to have sex?
I do not understand people whose entire life revolves around their partner. I could never live like that, it’s so boring and pointless.
Anonymous asked: how old are you?
Anonymous asked: I went to BDO in Adelaide this year and im 15, be jealous cunt.
Anonymous asked: do u like Mac Miller?
Anonymous asked: if i ever see you in Adelaide I come up to u and stab you. your shit taste of auzzie hip hop is appalling. xx
Anonymous asked: I'd kiss you, but you're way out of my league.
Anonymous asked: do you not like pale skin??
Anonymous asked: 10/10 would bang
Anonymous asked: Do you have a type, when it comes to girls?
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about redheads?
Anonymous asked: Are you homophobic?
hip coffee joints are the bane of my existence
why the fuck am i awake, i have to wake up for work in 6 hours
“How To Do A Thing” - An informative guide written by me
I follow so many ridiculously attractive people on here from adelaide and i don’t even understand how there are that many of you